Parker returns again, joins "Jerry's Kids"

It appears the rumors are true. Gary Parker was spotted this morning at 180 Sports and Fitness working out with "Jerry's Kids". Just after the workout, ace reporter Butch Johnson caught up with Parker to ask him about his triumphant return from his back injury....

Parker said, "I am thrilled to return to working out on Tuesdays and Thursdays with Jerry's Kids. It sure is nice to sleep later and not have to work-out as hard, plus this pansy group is afraid to approach me when I have my bouts of flatulence!"

Johnson also reported that a long-time member of the advanced group, Bruce Hartmann, was seen leaving 180 Sports and Fitness at the same time as Parker. Is Hartmann planning to jump-ship to this new spastic group?

Stay tuned.

Welcome Back Gary!

Gary Parker resumed his workouts this past Monday after a two week absence. It is interesting that Gary returned the same day as Greg Kill. I cannot help but wonder if Greg is now paying for Gary?

Based on the picture, I also wonder if Gary had been visiting The Eternal Fountain of Youth while he was away?

Kill Returns??

According to the latest blog gossip, Mr. Greg Kill will return to bootcamp training for late afternoon sessions. Quite frankly, the advanced group finds this hard to believe as Mr. Kill is known for his late afternoon rounds of frisbee golf and beer drinking. Stay tuned, if Kill returns, this site will post details immediately!

Fat Guys always QUIT!

It appears that "Fat Guys" always QUIT! Well, at least 6 of the 7 did.

Congratulations to Cory Bond for graduating to the elderly, err, I mean advanced group.

Cory, please understand that in our group, we all pay our own way and we reserve the right to complain about aches, pains, and hundreds.

Also, we have the "Parker Rule" which states that the warm-up session is optional if you agree that you will not pass gas during workouts.

Welcome aboard and please feel free to bring your "Bond-Girls" to our work-out sessions (since all those embarrasing FAT GUYS have quit.)