Knoxville, Tenn. - Tuesday, July 19, 2016
There was a situation this past Tuesday at the newly
renovated RBI facility located in the fashionable warehouse district of the
Deane Hill neighborhood. It was eerily
reminiscent of six years ago when Ken Bodie, CEO of the Advanced Workout Group
from Cherokee Country Club made his first and only visit to RBI. See link below to be reminded of this epic
workout by Mr. Bodie.
As mentioned above, the RBI facility has been the
recipient of much needed new equipment. Donations have been pouring in and
those who have visited in the past would not recognize the workout area of the
warehouse. Heating and air conditioning
are still on the donation list and a Go Fund Me page is in the works to see if
heat can be in place before the winter solstice.
The director of RBI, Bryan "B-Rod" Rodriguez
normally trains the 7:00 am class on Tuesdays and Thursdays at RBI known to
most as "Jerry's Kids". When
the class arrived this morning, they were surprised and shocked to see Geraldo
"G-man" Orta, former University of Tennessee football star and one of
the trainers of the Advanced Workout Group at Cherokee waiting to instruct the
group. After four sets of
"warm-ups" which included decline bench presses, decline butterfly's
and band stretches, Mr. Orta informed the group that they would be participating
in the 1,000 rep challenge.
Things were going fairly well with the group and there
were really no issues with the challenge until the final event. When the two-minute plate push was announced,
Jerry, namesake of the group, flatly refused to complete the challenge. After a few choice words, the rest of the
class agreed to participate. As you can see in the pictures from both Ken
Bodie's attempt and today's plate pushes, the green astro turf is still in
place at RBI. For those of you who have
experienced this turf then you know it dates back some 50 plus years when the
inventors of the turf used the RBI facility to test the first run of the
material.
As seen above, the Very Rev. David Boettner, Rector of
Sacred Heart Cathedral, had some difficulty with the turf but ultimately was
able to finish although not in the allotted timeframe. Fr. David was heard calling for the Very Rev.
John Ross, Rector of St. John's Episcopal Cathedral who is also a member of
Jerry's Kids. Fr. John was suspiciously
absent from today's workout and it has been reported that he had been tipped
off that today's workout would end with plate pushes. Although Fr. David's speech was
unintelligible, it is believed he was calling on Fr. John to invoke the Holy
Spirit to exorcise whatever demons might be possessing him.
It has been rumored that Mr. Kirk Icuss, another member
of the group has had ties to the Italian Mafia in the past. Mr. Icuss, a descendant of the Iacovissi
family also has connections with the Morelli family and has indicated that
should Mr. Orta return to the RBI facility certain "contracts" may be
executed.
In the future it is probably best that the "country
club" types, and their trainers, stay on their side of the tracks.