Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Knoxville, Tenn. - Tuesday, July 19, 2016

There was a situation this past Tuesday at the newly renovated RBI facility located in the fashionable warehouse district of the Deane Hill neighborhood.  It was eerily reminiscent of six years ago when Ken Bodie, CEO of the Advanced Workout Group from Cherokee Country Club made his first and only visit to RBI.  See link below to be reminded of this epic workout by Mr. Bodie.



As mentioned above, the RBI facility has been the recipient of much needed new equipment. Donations have been pouring in and those who have visited in the past would not recognize the workout area of the warehouse.  Heating and air conditioning are still on the donation list and a Go Fund Me page is in the works to see if heat can be in place before the winter solstice.

The director of RBI, Bryan "B-Rod" Rodriguez normally trains the 7:00 am class on Tuesdays and Thursdays at RBI known to most as "Jerry's Kids".  When the class arrived this morning, they were surprised and shocked to see Geraldo "G-man" Orta, former University of Tennessee football star and one of the trainers of the Advanced Workout Group at Cherokee waiting to instruct the group.  After four sets of "warm-ups" which included decline bench presses, decline butterfly's and band stretches, Mr. Orta informed the group that they would be participating in the 1,000 rep challenge.

Things were going fairly well with the group and there were really no issues with the challenge until the final event.  When the two-minute plate push was announced, Jerry, namesake of the group, flatly refused to complete the challenge.  After a few choice words, the rest of the class agreed to participate. As you can see in the pictures from both Ken Bodie's attempt and today's plate pushes, the green astro turf is still in place at RBI.  For those of you who have experienced this turf then you know it dates back some 50 plus years when the inventors of the turf used the RBI facility to test the first run of the material.

As seen above, the Very Rev. David Boettner, Rector of Sacred Heart Cathedral, had some difficulty with the turf but ultimately was able to finish although not in the allotted timeframe.  Fr. David was heard calling for the Very Rev. John Ross, Rector of St. John's Episcopal Cathedral who is also a member of Jerry's Kids.  Fr. John was suspiciously absent from today's workout and it has been reported that he had been tipped off that today's workout would end with plate pushes.  Although Fr. David's speech was unintelligible, it is believed he was calling on Fr. John to invoke the Holy Spirit to exorcise whatever demons might be possessing him.

It has been rumored that Mr. Kirk Icuss, another member of the group has had ties to the Italian Mafia in the past.  Mr. Icuss, a descendant of the Iacovissi family also has connections with the Morelli family and has indicated that should Mr. Orta return to the RBI facility certain "contracts" may be executed.

In the future it is probably best that the "country club" types, and their trainers, stay on their side of the tracks.



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