Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Parker returns again, joins "Jerry's Kids"



It appears the rumors are true. Gary Parker was spotted this morning at 180 Sports and Fitness working out with "Jerry's Kids". Just after the workout, ace reporter Butch Johnson caught up with Parker to ask him about his triumphant return from his back injury....

Parker said, "I am thrilled to return to working out on Tuesdays and Thursdays with Jerry's Kids. It sure is nice to sleep later and not have to work-out as hard, plus this pansy group is afraid to approach me when I have my bouts of flatulence!"
Johnson also reported that a long-time member of the advanced group, Bruce Hartmann, was seen leaving 180 Sports and Fitness at the same time as Parker. Is Hartmann planning to jump-ship to this new spastic group?

Stay tuned.

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