Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Are you kidding me?


4:30 AM brought the happy news of cramps and pain. My muscles squared off with my brain and reminisced the 12 oz. curls of days before. My body had one simple question, "Are you freaking kidding me? You have led me down the path of self gratification for years and suddenly you want to get in shape." Then, my left arm gave me the finger, which was observed through a muscle spasm in my bicep. As to say, knock it off--jack off.

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