jones:Pronunciation: 'jOnz
Function: verb
Etymology: Sevier County
1. To make a commitment, keep talking smack and then not show up for 4 straight Wednesdays
2. To have an intense hatred of Wednesday mornings and/or exercise
3. The act of repeatedly hitting the snooze button over and over without getting out of bed like a prepubescent little girl.
4. To act like a marine but work out like Rosie O'Donnell.
Use in a sentence:
"I was thinking about working out this morning but I jones'd it. Instead I went to Ihop and ate some pigs in a blanket with a side of bacon and gravy!"
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