CNN and Fox News are reporting that Greg, the leader of the original 7 Fat Guys, has returned from injury and resumed workouts. Based on the picture, it appears that Greg may have been away at a FAT FARM melting pounds away, all the while pretending to be injured. Both news agencies attempted to contact Greg for an interview, but he declined.
In a related story, the early bootcamp group has put out an ALL POINTS BULLETIN begging for the return of Justin to lead their workouts. It appears that the group has been upset with the excercises that Hans and Brian have been teaching. It was reported that Hans has changed his hour of instruction to include only his greatest hits featuring such excercises as "The Wheel of Torture" and "Russian Leans". Shortly after Hans led this group, David Jones and Daniel Carter went AWOL.
Brian on the otherhand, has trouble with math as his 45 second timed exercises seem to go on for minutes at a time. The group has a suggestion for Brian, learn to count or end up like Alex (who went missing shortly after he implemented the never-ending bridge and roll exercise).
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