The last man standing is David.

It appears that the original 7 fat guys were nothing more than 7 Rosie O'Donnells. Today the last man standing (who was not one of the original 7) was David Armstrong.

I knew that you fat lazy asses would not last. You are probably home watching the View. David had his own personal trainer and by the end of the session looked like Lance Armstrong.

When I asked David where you all were he rattled off a list of ailments including back problems, rotator cuff problems and knee surgery just to mention a few.

My money says you fat asses will never be back.