Gary, a member of the early boot camp group, barely survived today's impeachment vote (5-4). It was reported that several anonymous members of the early workout group wanted to remove Gary from their group due to his recurring flatulence problem. One member reported that he was "fed up with having to inhale nauseous gases while attempting to perform push-ups on the Bosu ball."
The official vote record reported that the initial tally was deadlocked at 4-4 and that the final vote went in Gary's favor AFTER he agreed to a nightly dose of Beano http://www.beanogas.com.
Gary also agreed that if he has any future flatulence problems, he would be reassigned to the "Seven Fat Guys" workout group. Gary commented that "he really likes companionship while he works out and that the threat of having to workout alone would keep his gases in check."
Only time will tell if Gary can hold his word (and his gases).
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