The new "Upscale Advanced Workout Group" (UAWG) was surprised this morning when they arrived for their scheduled 8 am workout at the exclusive Cherokee Country Club only to find "nomadic gadabouts" working out at a frantic pace (with the exception of David Jones and Chris Harris who are now following Jack LaLanne's workout regiment).
Once again, Butch Johnson had a "roid-rage" moment and was very close to fisticuffs with Gary Parker; who initially claimed to be Jerry Bodie, CCC Member #939, but was exposed when he was able to perform more than 1 pull-up. Just as Butch was to land a right-hook to Parker's face, the UAWG's trainer, DRAGO sprang to action (30 minutes late) and single-handedly forced the work-out gypsies back to 180 Sports and Fitness where they belong.
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